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Sunday, May 6, 2007

The winter pudge

I have reached a new record! I'm now 93kgs and officially a big fat ass! Go me! I went to sign up for the gym today after noticing my man boobs growing out of proportion. I hadn't weighed myself all winter long, and now I found out I put on about 10 kilos. That's not a good thing. Me and the gym are going to be hanging out quite a bit for the next several months. Maybe I should walk up the 20 flights of stairs to my house... no, because then I would probably fall over, roll back down and expire.

In other news, Dan's bachelor party went out with no worries. We did bachelor party type of things, and then watched Nathan run off at 4:30am to go do more partying as is his wont.

Mina's birthday was also this weekend, but that didn't go quite as smoothly. Everything was fine until about 2ish when the Jaeger shots people had been plying her with started to take effect and she tried molesting me in public. We got her to the next place, and I got safely behind the drums where she couldn't get to me. I reealised quickly though that she was fading fast (and still drinking more Jaeger) so I took her home at which point she trashed our brand new pad. The only up side is that the new furniture didn't come this weekend, so she had no chance to destroy it.

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